Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 3 months ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down114
arrow-up1277arrow-down1external-link“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·3 months agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 months agoOnly when sounding
minus-squareUlvain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·3 months agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoThe meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·3 months agoIt’s the superior unit.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoNo but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoEvery little micron counts. Eh?
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoJust out here tryin to be average.
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·3 months agoOnly counts if you measure it.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
It’s the superior unit.
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.
Only counts if you measure it.