What’s the dumbest thing you did this week
How many trees did it take to make the box?
- Buy a bunch of different cakes
- Put cakes into blender
- Pulse
Enjoy a delicious cake mix!
What ingredients did you put into the cake mix?
A box of cake mix, oil, and water. And a tiny drop of the blood from when I cut myself while mixing it. I hope people think it’s a sprinkle.
YOUR OFFERING WAS ACCEPTED
THE CAKE PACT IS SEALED
What’s the dumbest thing you did this week
vodka diet coke
Dumb, or fun?
fun at the time. i now believe it was dumb
That’s unfortunately often the case with alcohol isn’t it
Grazed my knee and elbow and bruised the back of my ribs when I tripped playing hide and seek in the woods. I’m 30, why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to play hide and seek like I’m still a teenager
That’s a great idea honestly, definitely worth the injury to regain some of your childhood
I Let a Co-worker live.
Big mistake
Boiled some water to sanitize a leftover container
Swirled the water around to make sure I got the sides
Swirled too much and splashed my tummy with boiling water and burned myself
Owie
Spent the night in jail. Might end up being a good thing, though.
Oof. Sorry to hear. Jail is never fun I hope you’re okay?
Yeah. All good, somehow. It’s not much fun, but I’ll take a weeknight in the tank over a weekend.
Thanks.
Story time?
Lol, nah. Nothing interesting or subversive. Mental health, substance abuse, bad choices.
Nobody hurt and I might have an opportunity to address some shit.
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