Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 个月前The Sandwich Thiefsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1310arrow-down126
arrow-up1284arrow-down1imageThe Sandwich Thiefsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 个月前message-square40fedilink
minus-squarebreadsmasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down9·edit-23 个月前if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass! edit seems people took this joke seriously 😐
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·3 个月前I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-23 个月前However, it’s perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone’s day, as long as you can handle it. This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I’m playing the long game.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.
minus-squarecows_are_underrated@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 个月前I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 个月前You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.
if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!
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seems people took this joke seriously 😐
I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.
It’s illegal in most places.
However, it’s perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone’s day, as long as you can handle it.
This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I’m playing the long game.
Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.
I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.
You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.