• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    khomeini Donald Trump is simply too sexy to assassinate, all our plans have failed.

    trump-dapper I’m like Fidel Costco, I survived hundreds of assassinations by some really nasty people folks, some real tough hombres.

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    Merchant had initially contacted the source under the guise of offering business opportunities, the complaint says. He allegedly called the source in May and said he had an opportunity to earn $100,000 “in the ‘yarn-dyed’ clothing business.”

    Merchant allegedly met the source in a New York hotel room in early June and told him the opportunity would be ongoing, not a one-off event.

    He then made a “finger gun” motion with his hand, indicating that the opportunity was related to murder, according to the complaint.

    Bro thought he was Travis Bickle💀💀

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      Meets some random businessman in the US, immediately asks him to kill high profile politicians, offers measly $5000 down payment

      This sounds more like the FBI entrapped some random guy than a sophisticated Iranian plot lol