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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon drinks milk

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Anon drinks milk

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

    I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

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      I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

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      Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.

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        Asterion build

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      Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

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      Apple juice

      Its like tree milk

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