• notceps [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    Wrong, you are so wrong Othello, Mothman would always be absent going “Oh sorry honey I can’t there’s about to be a train accident and I have to loom ominously in the general area of Ohio, yes I know it’s our anniversary but this is what I NEED TO DO.”

    Meanwhile what’s Bigfoots biggest flaw? Oh you can never take a picture with the guy it’ll always come out blurry, but at least he is there for you, caring for you.

    That is not even mentioning Mothman showing up in the Panama Papers… Bigfoot would never be a capitalist

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      He’s a HERO, that’s what it means to love a hero. He’s out here HELPING PEOPLE!!! Because he’s a good moth! I not only accept this about him but it makes my love only burn brighter!!! Which will only draw him closer. Also Bigfoot can’t even fly.

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        HELPING PEOPLE? HE’S A DISASTER TOURIST, A MISERY PERVERT and worst of all he likes Trump, Mothman wasn’t seen anywhere near Butler, PA. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions but I’ll just say that Mothman knew what was going to happen and thought ‘Yeah it’s good that nothing happens to him, that’s mah president Donald J Trump and I Mothman support my president.’

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          HE ONLY KNOW WHEN DANGER IS NEAR!! HE CANT PERFECTLY PREDICT THAT THE IDIOT WAS GONNA MISS!!! Do you know what nilceps you have just simply had it out for Mothman, you can’t accept this superiority of our American Cryptids To your weird little European trolls and Little guys that do chores around your house if you give them a Food or something!