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tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

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      And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏

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        “LGTM, merged” 😏

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          Remember kids, always use protected branches.

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            Pushing directly to main just feels better.

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              I prefer “master”

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            and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

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              *dont --force it, you mean.

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                is that not what i said ?

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          😂

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          Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch…

          Lol

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      This is the kind of love I need in life 💜

      So cute! And practical!

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      For half a second I read this as “to add a couple of features to my wife”

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        Plankton, from Spongebob, would.

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      this is actually cute as hell

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      That’s true love.

    • lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca
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      Well, where’s the fork?

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      That is so wholesome ❤️

    • mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?

      *lowershisleftknee*

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