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DxK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

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I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

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DxK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago
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    Crowdstrike is providing free red team activity and backup testing for all their customers! What service!

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      Business continuity plan testing day.

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    Ha, my company dodged the bullet. We’re so incompetent we didn’t ever set up LDAP and SSO in a manner correct enough to be hit by this.

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      I’ve felt this same combination of relief and shame. It feels like there should be a German word for it.

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      I’m curious. Wouldn’t a process to test this update before pushing it out everywhere have been enough too?

      Like, isn’t this showing that there are a jillion companies with no testing of certain updates?

      Like, even virus definition updates should be going through testing before being pushed out.

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        Crowstrike offers staging like this.

        The update ignored the stagings set up by the customers.

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      We switched some months ago, so that bullet flew right by as well. But it would have been really funny with almost all devs on a conference.

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    Most of my coworkers use a Mac, I don’t, I get a day off.

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    Pfft, I’m doing just fine because I avoided crowdstrike for our EDR deployment lolol

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      This time you were the lucky one.

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    Alright, which one of you 🙈 the PR last night

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      “LGTM”

      Nice, done for today.

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        High fives all around! Push to production, and then let’s all go hit that bar that has such terrible cell reception.

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      PR?

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        Pull request aka merge request. Part of the approval process to add/ update code in a repository

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          in proprietry russia, PR merges YOU

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    There’s got to be a better way of saying that. I love Tobias, and Michael, and Arrested Development

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      There’s got to be a better way of saying that.

      “Did you listen to the recordings? Like we discussed?.. And you still didn’t hear it?”

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        Thank you for that! I love Tobias and Michael in scenes together. I think I might do an AD rewatch, of the first 3 seasons anyway

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    I’m just gonna get you a tape recorder.

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      Tobias, you blowhard!

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    There are [considerably more than] dozens of us!

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    Blue, blew, close enough

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