• UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      2009Trek set the bar so low for event believability that pretty much anything else is somewhat more bearable.

      Time for an screaming slapfight between Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine with Dutch angles and shakey cam which leads to Chris Pine being banished in a fortunately timed way to a moon that has two distinctly different living Macguffins within walking distance of each other, one of them having the means to instantly un-banish Chris Pine with convenience and speed that make the starships in the setting obsolete because Abrams likes to break every toy he borrows. :galaxy-brain: