• orangeNgreen@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

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        4 months ago

        Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…