Apparently when I’m feeling masc I dress like a 70s Vegas drug dealer
So many garish Hawaiian shirts
Lmao I’m everyone’s dad now
10/10 would ask you if you know where to get some acid
I swear I channel sleazebag, like I’m about to sell someone a lemon of a used car
I am a goblin of a human
As a woman-shaped badger, i have nothing but love for my fellow woodland spirits (idk if Australian goblins live in woods tbh).
My wardrobe is garish hawaiian shirts and cat themed tshirts. Colleague had some very prog looking shirts which I now want.
Oh hell yeah those rule
Absolute drip. I want something like the right, but with fractals
Apparently I have two masc modes: beach bum or mugger
You forget Constanza from Seinfeld
Edit: Wait, you said “You have”. I misread it as there are two masc modes. My bad.
The Fear and Loathing aesthetic is something I aspire to achieve. Peak fashion, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
for me, it’s Carlos from ‘A Single Man’