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  • buh [any]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and detonate a nuclear bomb and not lose any voters trump-moist

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      29 days ago

      he can’t pardon a state level offense (That’s why Biden’s mass pardoning of marijuana possession was so fucking meaningless. How many people have federal small possession charges), the thing would have to be kicked up to federal level for him to do that I think, and no federal judge wanted to touch this. A federal judge may step in now to save his ass, but it’s probably not even necessary.

    • GoebbelsDeezNuts [any]@hexbear.net
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      29 days ago

      I think the timeline could go like this:

      Trump actually goes to jail and runs from prison -> Libs stupidly do everything in their power to make running from prison impossible, implausible, or illegal -> Republicans finally elect a competent fascist -> Fascist uses precedent set of throwing former presidents (or anyone) in jail to imprison opponents -> Liberals: shocked-pikachu

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    29 days ago

    No. These nuclear weapons are American nuclear weapons and thereby not destructive devices but rather devices to spread democracy and safeguard world peace.