TheDuffmaster@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 29 days agoSwitching to OCaml boislemmy.worldimagemessage-square93fedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down124
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minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up72arrow-down2·29 days agoObjects are fine. OOP sucks.
minus-squarepalordrolap@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31·29 days agoThis has bell curve meme vibes. I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·29 days agoHe died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·29 days agoIf only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.
minus-squareThyTTY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·29 days agoIt would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·29 days ago I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying “I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!” But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.
minus-squareerp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·28 days agoWe all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion
minus-squareerp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agoInheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.
Objects are fine.
OOP sucks.
This has bell curve meme vibes. I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.
He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.
If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.
It would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator
“I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!”
But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.
We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion
Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.
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