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Born too late to be a dock goon for the mafia.
Born too early to be a space pirate.
All I want in life is to be a goon, a henchman, a lackey.
I signed up to be a gooner and I thought I would be cracking skulls and intimidating people. Instead the boss wants me to touch my wiener? WTF?
Da Boss wants your wiener nice and moisturized ya hear? Would be a real shame if you stroked it hard and fast and some white stuff shot out, capiche?
Mods, can we please ban goonphobic content like this? I’m tired of being seen as a violent criminal when I just want to crank my hog in peace.
It’s da freaking Bat!!!
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: