• MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      6 months ago

      “I order warp speed all the time. Sometimes you have to because the tea shop closes in five minutes. Otherwise, there’s no need to go beyond half impulse. We’ll both get there, but I’ll have a more pleasant Trek.”

      Edit: I’m rapidly becoming very invested in this fictional universe.

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        Hi @mistral@lemmings.world can you write me a sketch please? We are in the Star trek universe and the original presenters from Top gear are doing bottom gear memes. By the way can you look into all the messages in this post for inspiration?

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      Anything Utopia Planetia put out in the 2300s has a problem with buffeting when you go past warp six. It comes down to the heisenberg compensators, which were carried over from the old Mirandas to save a bit of cost. Starfleet fans will tell you that’s a myth, but try it; you’ll see.

      Give me a Bajoran solar sailor any day. Now THOSE were real star trekkers. Hand crafted in a shed under brutal occupation is where you find the best ships, for my dollar.