Oh no, it’s McCoist (on ITV in the UK). Time to find a dodgy stream for a match being shown on free to air TV, FFS…

EDIT - oh wait, it’s on the BBC as well. Nice one :-)

Ah, the annual reminder that they should have put the cameras above the Wembley hospitality seats instead of opposite them.

Good job from the lad singing though, takes a bit of nerve that.

Meanwhile, United seem to be wearing the Stone Roses debut album for tracksuit tops.

I didn’t care about the match before, but this is pretty funny

United well on top now, but not sure where Shearer (on BBC) is getting the idea that City have been terrible the whole game. They were in absolute control for the first half an hour, probing away at their leisure.

Then a great ball over the top, and a defensive howler and suddenly United scored out of nowhere and City look shaken.

Second goal was nicely worked though, no argument there.

But it’s like Shearer only remembers the last 4 or 5 minutes of whatever match he’s watching and extrapolates that to the whole thing.

What the actual fuck?

Kyle Walker trying to simultaneously demonstrate his superb speed and reliability, while playing some of the daftest and most risky passes ever seen in a Pep team.

https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/1794380113980825612

1 - This is now the first men’s #FACupFinal to see two different teenagers score, with Kobbie Mainoo (19y 36d) the youngest English goalscorer in the match since West Ham’s John Sissons in 1964 (18y 215d). Dreams.