FuckyWucky [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoRed Scare Pod or something idkhexbear.netimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down10
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minus-squareZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 months agoAre birds land animals? What about a duck?
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·6 months agoDucks that hang out in my backyard.
minus-squareREEEEvolution@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 months agoForbidden. Only fish, capybaras, beavers, water rats and otters are fine on a friday.
minus-squareNationalgoatism [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI believe that penguins and puffins count as fish though
minus-squareZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoPenguins and Puffins but not Ducks? What about pelicans and gulls?
minus-squareNationalgoatism [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoNot entirely sure. It’s all deeply bizarre
minus-squareReadFanon [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 months agoAnd how come capybaras get excluded from this prohibition btw?
minus-squareREEEEvolution@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 months agoBecause the conquistadors had no luck with fishing, so they got a papal dispens. Capybaras were declared fish and thus fine.
minus-squareSephitard9001 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·6 months agoWhen material conditions disagree with God
minus-squareZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoAFAIK capybaras wade in the water, they dont swim.
Are birds land animals? What about a duck?
Ducks that hang out in my backyard.
Forbidden. Only fish, capybaras, beavers, water rats and otters are fine on a friday.
I believe that penguins and puffins count as fish though
Penguins and Puffins but not Ducks? What about pelicans and gulls?
Not entirely sure. It’s all deeply bizarre
And how come capybaras get excluded from this prohibition btw?
Because the conquistadors had no luck with fishing, so they got a papal dispens. Capybaras were declared fish and thus fine.
When material conditions disagree with God
AFAIK capybaras wade in the water, they dont swim.