A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods
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Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Chips, packet (ready salted, salt and vinegar or chicken flavour) = NOT WOKE

Chips, packet (all other flavours) = WOKE

Chocolate, Whittaker’s Miraka Kirīmi = WOKE

Chocolate, other = NOT WOKE

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