• ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
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    2 months ago

    Pfftt, amateur hour. You’re not a real capitalist success story until you’ve hoarded enough wealth to afford hiring a poor person to do your fork-stabbing for you.

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      2 months ago

      Nah, Just claim you’ll give them enough to one day hope to have as much cake as you, then only let small crumbs fall so the government has to step in and feed them for you.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      You can also have them go out and stab those who try to make they own cakes and cut you out of the equation.