Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.
Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.
Also of course no vegetables of any sort.
Coffee is woke because it keeps you awake and chamomile is non-woke because it makes you go to sleep. Toast is also woke because it’s a great breakfast food. But bacon isn’t woke, because meat is murder.