My Cybertruck ran over my whole family and kicked my dog and then the blood and gore clogged the suspension and warranty doesn’t cover it but it’s okay I still really love my Tesla!
My love for Elon will never die unlike my ungrateful kids
Please Elon m’lord (PBUH) forgive me for my trespasses tarnishing the good name of Tesla
Ok it may have shorted and caught fire due to water pooling in the battery compartment, and that fire may have burned down my house, killed my family, dog, and all 5 of my crypto mining rigs, but I really love the truck though Elon
5 of my crypto mining rigs
The real tragedy
I heard Kristi Noem shot her dog cause of her Cyber Truck.
Edit; added a word.
brutally on point
Still love the truck tho
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Elon’s truly always there to help.
“Still love the truck tho”
Still love the truck tho