• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    Dear Mr. Musk, sir,

    I have lost my finger in a mishap with your Cybertruck. I buried the digit in our backyard in a ultra-mini Cybertruck-themed casket with our youngest daughter doing a three-volley salute on a cap gun. Despite the pain and the loss of a finger - I am still a huge fan of you, Telsa, and SpaceX. Human beings will be numbering in the tens of millions on Mars by the end of the century. Everyone on Earth should look forward to this and appreciate you and your monument efforts to make this happen.

    Before I go I would be amiss if I didn’t mention an issue that does understandably bother me. I would appreciate it if you improved safety features on the Cybertruck.

    Thank you very, very much,
    Mike Mark