Somebody on the internet: “U think bees can smell the flowers? Just a dude lovin’ his job, that’s purpose. Not like us, oh boy if I don’t sell the pointless squares right an old man is gonna project his angry breath at me and if this happens enough I become homeless again.”
Family in real life: “What they’re doing at CERN scares me. They’re gonna destroy the world! Also climate change is made up for some reason and I see no problem with oil companies.”
Too real, please dial it back a bit
Sorry to say but… I already did.
The dial doesn’t go any lower without a major loss in accuracy.
Most of the Internet is just the random intrusive thoughts everyone has, but never say out loud, being said out loud. I’m pretty sure it originally started as a joke, but then I am reminded of this quote:
“Any group that gets its kicks by pretending to be stupid is eventually taken over by actually stupid people who believe they are in good company.”
I remember watching this happen to r/TheDonald in real time.
That’s how the recent flat earth movement got started.
With this logic, I will try to form a group called the crimson cummers and convice people that only soyboys cum white, real americans cum red.
What if the red is in streaks? What if the streaks become more prominent over time? What if there’s a smell?
Drugs aren’t the same for everyone…
Some people can do a line of coke and leave it at that. Others get a tiny taste and will do anything for the tiniest bit more.
It makes it very dangerous when people don’t understand human variation. People it doesn’t effect much or who aren’t prone to addiction will act like it’s no big deal, then some unlucky sucker who hangs out with at a club becomes an addict overnight.
I’m so glad it rained yesterday we really needed it
Remember that those you are most likely to encounter on social media are those most active on social media.
I’m so glad it rained yesterday, gave me a reason to stay home and take all this healthy cocaine.
I’m the second person because I have spring allergies. I rejoice every single day that it rains.
I know something that will clear those sinuses up!
Get fucked prohibitionists.
There will come a time when humanity wins the war on drugs, and everyone has the bodily autonomy to put what drugs they want in their own body.
And when that day happens… will you see drug users persecuting people for not being high?
Will you see prisons built for those who dare stay sober?
Will people be given felonies for being straight edge?
Will drug users militarize the police and erode our constitutional rights in a vain quest to enforce thier way of life on others?
NO
Who would want to do that to someone? Prohibitionists.
And we are NOT them.
Can’t wait for consoles with the injectables pack-in
I know it makes me sound like the old guy I am, but I lament the extinction of punctuation on social media.
I died a little when people started misspelling headlines on reddit just for the comment correction clicks rather than just downvoting it into oblivion.
I have slowly relented on emoji since they can be handy at times but I dread using them so end up writing about 5x more to convey my intention than just using 😆😅😭🥹🤪🥺🤐😱🤬🤯🤮😈 or ☺️.
My problem with emojis is that they’re so often used for sarcasm that it’s hard to tell whether a 👍is supposed to be an “I agree” or a “yeah whatever”
Interestingly, no punctuation has become a form of punctuation. Ending your statement with no period has the effect of creating a softer landing for the sentence. With a period might come off too hard.
I’m out of the loop on this one. Are you for real?
It’s real.
Adding a period adds a sense of finality and emphasis, while ending your sentence without one means the tone is lighter. This is inherited from texting habits