But I doubt I could fight off one horse sized duck.
Poor guy’s screaming cause he’s got a broom going right through his hand.
Those horses are sweeping up
+1 for duck size horses.
You couldn’t even fight off 100 duck sized ducks
I could fight 99 duck sized horses. The 100th will be sitting back, biding his time, watching me tearfully turn his brethren into stamped mush, and then once I’m on my knees with my shirt ripped open screaming up to the heavens “WHY GOD WHY” , that’s when he’ll get a bead on me in his scope, spit out his cigar, cock the barrel, and whisper “smile you sonuvawitch!”
Those are very small ducks.
I am confident that I could successfully fight off 100 duck-sized horses
…With the stipulation they’re babies.
Oh yeah, those are easy.
