He’s almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that’s the least generous animal comparison. He isn’t smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    Yes, I would just bake a whole ton of cookies, then he’d be my best friend or something. Easiest way to win a fight, turn your enemies into your allies.