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minus-squarecontext [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·8 months agoForbes Editor-in-Chief : Who made that man an op-ed writer? Major Axehole : I did sir. He’s my cousin. Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who is he? Colonel Sandurz : He’s an Axehole sir. Forbes Editor-in-Chief : I know that! What’s his name? Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Axehole, Major Axehole! Forbes Editor-in-Chief : And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz : He’s an Axehole too sir. Senior Special Military Correspondant David Axehole! Forbes Editor-in-Chief : How many Axeholes do we have here at Forbes, anyway? [Entire editorial board stands up and raises a hand] Entire Forbes Editorial Board : Yo!
Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who made that man an op-ed writer?
Major Axehole : I did sir. He’s my cousin.
Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz : He’s an Axehole sir.
Forbes Editor-in-Chief : I know that! What’s his name?
Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Axehole, Major Axehole!
Forbes Editor-in-Chief : And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz : He’s an Axehole too sir. Senior Special Military Correspondant David Axehole!
Forbes Editor-in-Chief : How many Axeholes do we have here at Forbes, anyway?
[Entire editorial board stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Forbes Editorial Board : Yo!