Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.
I’ll start:
HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe’s dad couldn’t think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe’s dad called course “Homeslice Highway” and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.
Owen edited out forbidden word. Not Owen’s fault changes federate slowly.
Owen also used article in last sentence. Bad owen
Owen sorry!
Owen forgiven. Good Owen.
Owen did well then. Fediverse at fault. U acknowledges.