Defnitions: Flat (adjective), My chest. Example My chest was flatter than an angle measured at 180°
Straight (adjective) anything that has perfect parallelism to my chest. (See notes)
Notes (Straight): Straight cannot be used as an adjective to describe my sexuality.
Additional information some users may find helpful: This is satire
FAQ:
Is this commentary on anything political? A: No, this is typically considered bad humor.
Is this a joke?
A: yes, this is a joke just as much as the author of the joke is -entirely.
Why did you write this?
A: I thought of this stupid joke and have no impulse control on writing dumb comments (see previous question)
What is the meaning of life?
A: 42
Do dinosaurs really exist?
A: I had Dino nuggies last night and do not believe big chicken would lie to me about making up dinosaurs, so yes they are real
Has this joke gone too far?
A: This joke is for me, I need to make myself laugh
Yes.
Damn that was fast I was just going to link a picture of my mons wagnus
Your mom’s what??
His mom’s wangus, pay attention.
When you zoom in on those pristine facets it looks like a gravel driveway
I mean, if you zoom far enough, its just a few atoms floating around in mostly nothing.
Define “flat” and “straight”
Okay! Can do!
Defnitions: Flat (adjective), My chest. Example My chest was flatter than an angle measured at 180°
Straight (adjective) anything that has perfect parallelism to my chest. (See notes)
Notes (Straight): Straight cannot be used as an adjective to describe my sexuality.
Additional information some users may find helpful: This is satire
FAQ: Is this commentary on anything political? A: No, this is typically considered bad humor.
Is this a joke? A: yes, this is a joke just as much as the author of the joke is -entirely.
Why did you write this? A: I thought of this stupid joke and have no impulse control on writing dumb comments (see previous question)
What is the meaning of life? A: 42
Do dinosaurs really exist? A: I had Dino nuggies last night and do not believe big chicken would lie to me about making up dinosaurs, so yes they are real
Has this joke gone too far? A: This joke is for me, I need to make myself laugh