(Business people) speaking a language familiar and dear to them. Its portentous nouns and verbs invest ordinary events with high adventure; executives walk among toner cartridges, caparisoned like knights. We should tolerate them - every person of spirit wants to ride a white horse. -William Strunk Jr. (The Elements of Style)

  • Dem Bosain@midwest.socialEnglish
    9·
    9 months ago

    Is that a page-feed scanner? Anyone that hands me a sheet of paper had better realize it’s going to sit on my desk until the end of the day, and then get dumped in the recycling.

    • Evade5415@lemmy.world
      5·
      9 months ago

      When I worked on the accounting system at my last job they had scanners just to scan invoices. They were scary fast.

      • PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world
        3·
        9 months ago

        I got myself a Brother scanner to digitise my paperwork. Double-sided color scans converted to PDF in just over one second per sheet. Impressive!