• neidu2@feddit.nlM
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    8 months ago

    Obvious solution: revoke security clearance of all air force personnel.

    Oh you’re a pilot who needs to know what you’re bombing today? Don’t worry you will have a corporal from the army assigned to you. While you’re in the air he will be in direct contact with you. Corporal Crayon will be looking at the map and tell you where to turn when you need it, and will be the one to tell you when to release the payload.

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      8 months ago

      “I duct-taped your windows, now the lights on your HUD wolnt give your position away!”

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      8 months ago

      I can assure you that trying to get Corporal Crayon flying his MQ-1C to drop a hellfire on baddies in direct contact with friendlies makes you want to gouge out Cpl Crayon’s eyes.

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        8 months ago

        Don’t worry, Cpl Crayon, under the leadership of Captain Crayola, is highly skilled amd very motivated. He’s only being given the best supplies: the red ones