• sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social
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    The spices and the laser pointer? You can just pretend to be a spice trader and when needed, blind people to escape.

    The dab pen and magic keyboard were tempting, but De. Wesker made a good point ab out witchcraft.

    Motorcycle might be cool because you can melt it down or disassemble it once you run out of fuel.

    Another important question is Medieval times where?

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        Still makes a big difference. China? Bottle rockets are just like ok, you have some bottle rockets. India? Spices are just okay, you have some spices. India might appreciate the keyboard more than Europeans, like “nice, a versatile harmonium!” vs “OMG Satan” like you might get in Europe. North America and you might be able to convince a tribe that you’re a shaman with Super Mushrooms using the LSD.

        The motorcycle had better be a dirt bike or it’s not going to be of much use except maybe in China or where there were vestiges of Roman roads.

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      I think no one around here realizes how fucking insane a 5 W laser pointer is, it’s not blinding people level, it’s more like, don’t shine it at anything white or you might blind yourself level.

      For reference the highest laser security classification starts at 0.5 W.

      Maybe I’m exaggerating here but 5 W is definitely a lot.

      So yeah, I’m down with the laser pointer.