SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoMy kid knows I'm irritable since I quit smoking so he's mocking me by pretend smoking smarties in the house and I don't know how to punish him.message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down10
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareMy kid knows I'm irritable since I quit smoking so he's mocking me by pretend smoking smarties in the house and I don't know how to punish him.SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareDessa [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoDevelop a cough. Tell him you’re going to the doctor and come back with a grave expression. Tell him the doctor diagnosed you with lung cancer.
minus-squareComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoTraumatize your child for life
minus-squareDessa [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoThat’ll show that snotnosed little twerp
Develop a cough. Tell him you’re going to the doctor and come back with a grave expression. Tell him the doctor diagnosed you with lung cancer.
Traumatize your child for life
That’ll show that snotnosed little twerp