Just wanted to share this:

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I took 5g of shrooms and watched Inception and Interstellar, it was a pretty good time

My mother in law (wife’s mother) spent the night Saturday. This might make the outlook for sexytimes look bleak, but there is some background:

My wife lost her virginity at age 20. Her mom called her a whore, threatened to disown her, and acted like she was the worst person ever for letting a man touch her. She lost her virginity to me, and we’ve been married for 14 years. When her mom stays over, my wife will… retaliate. She will loudly fuck me while her mom tries to sleep. It’s so very petty and I don’t hate it.