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1st frame - coupon stating FREE CHEESE PIZZA ON YOUR BIRTHDAY 2nd frame - Jesus Christ is laughing happily 3rd frame - Pizza place is closed on Christmas 4th frame - Jesus’ face is looking tormented
Alt text:
4 panel comic frame
1st frame - coupon stating FREE CHEESE PIZZA ON YOUR BIRTHDAY 2nd frame - Jesus Christ is laughing happily 3rd frame - Pizza place is closed on Christmas 4th frame - Jesus’ face is looking tormented
Saturnalia was likely not the holiday that became Christmas. Or at least that’s not the complete story.
Part of it is that solstice celebrations were pretty common. Modern Christmas just owes most of its pomp to more Celtic and Norse traditions.
Also, the timing of picking December 25th as Christmas has more to do with a bit of rabbinical superstition than anything else. See, there was this firmly held belief (based on nothing) that great men would die on the date of their conception.
So since Jesus died in late March or early April, he had to have been born nine months later, or at the end of December, Because that’s how the logic went.
And yes, it’s the exact same sort of logic that Monty Python made fun of with the “does she weigh as much as a duck?” scene.
Fun fact: Here in Estonia we don’t celebrate Christmas but it’s called Jõulud, which translates to Yule. It’s a 3 day celebration where you eat a lethal amount if food on the 24th with your family and then exchange gifts and use the following days to recover from the deadly amount if food.