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This is my favourite kind of MAGA post. Someone in awe of Trump doing a normal mundane thing that most people could do and lauding it as an accomplishment.
Is it awe though, or just a genuine dunk on president lich.
Could be both. I appreciate it for the easily pleased nature of MAGAs, but I do like the idea that blue MAGAs will be insisting that Biden could actually carry more pizza (and is therefore a better president) it’s a complex and layered joke for sure.
Listen Jack, push up competition for president
We need presidential arm wrestling instead of debates
I’ve said it before here and I’ll say it again, I honestly think people on the right are far more self aware than we think. They know this is bullshit, but subconsciously, or maybe even consciously idk, they think “but Trump winning means more power and goodies for me and people I dislike will be owned!” So they all lie about how they think he’s actually cool to an audience of people who also know they’re lying, but they have the same thought bouncing around their head so they repeat the lie to strengthen the narrative around Trump.
Choosing my president based off how many chairs they could carry when the teacher asked for help in the gym
It’d probably be a better way of electing them than the current one, TBF.
Its a coinflip if we end up with a toxic meathead douchebro or a kindly himbo.
So yes: better than the coinflip of getting a toxic meathead douchebro and another toxic meathead douchebro. LOL.
Lathe: Bidens pr team will stage an event where Biden carries NINE pizzas
Biden flexing after carrying 9 pizza boxes 10 feet
It will leak that the boxes were empty though
Biden will then die immediately afterwards
It would be the funniest outcome
(Only the top box contains pizza)
I can already read the news article about how the Dark Brandon laser eyes pizza stack tweet shows that Biden will drive young voters to the polls
The next election shouldn’t be debates. No ads, no rallies. It should just be these two geriatric fucking goons having a pizza carrying contest. The one that can carry the most gets the nukey nuke button.
Trump leans in to the mic, and says “physical challenge”
god sorry to be a millennial but TV used to be so good
I’m a zoomer, sometimes I remember when TV would do something interesting when I was little. now all the creative energy is online
btw weren’t they supposed to do a push up contest? What I’d give to see them burst an aneurysm on live TV
Lol I bet mom never heard the end of that one.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
With “Devour” by Shinedown playing in the background.
Oh yeah, well Stalin personally carried all the grain out of Ukraine with one giant spoon, checkmate liberals
pff lol nah, gorbs was the first and only soviet leader capable of carrying pizzas.
fair enough, most trump supporters would need an f150 to carry 8 pizzas
Also probably a heads up that the delivery guy isn’t white so stow the firearm.
Soy Biden, tambien. Todos somos Biden en este dia glorioso.
BUEN post
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
New American measurement unit just dropped. Old man strength/dexterity measured in pizzas carried
can y’all imagine how sad an Iowa pizza is
Looks like Little Ceasar’s, so it costs 5 bucks and I can smash half of it at 2AM when I’m hammered and the other half at 11AM when I’m hung over as shit but other than that
oh it’s not little caesars
It’s Casey’s
A gas station chain lol. they aren’t bad at all for gas station pizza but they aren’t that great either
If it’s their breakfast pizza he has my vote
how dare you remind me how good that shit is
there isn’t even a caseys I can go to
It’s incredible how bad of a pizza parts of the Midwest can create.
Completely distinct flavorless layers of sauce cheese and bread that are somehow not interactung at all despite being in direct contact.
Only good pizza in the Midwest is local “styles” - St. Louis style, Detroit style, Chicago style, etc.
Detroit style pizza 😋
I once got a pizza in a brewery in Ohio and it was actually P good
-15/10 including the wind chill.
a 8 year old’s idea of presidential success
showing my manliness by carrying 9 pizzas
i wish this was how low the bar was when i was a kid, then i wouldn’t have believed any of the USA #1 shit at all
Trump could never throat that much glizzy.
Thank God im not the only one reminded of that alltimer post.
