“Who here likes cocaine?”

I would open by bragging about how many secrets I know.

I run my hand over every button and run out before the doors close. I refuse to interact.

Eh I’m more into smelly hunched over gremlin women with masters degrees in something highly specific like arthropod mating habits

“Sorry. I just ripped a monster fart. Don’t smile because it might stick to your teeth.”

“Which floor?”

Aro-ace is a superpower.

drops a magnum condom Sorry that’s for my magnum dong /s. Take the elevator as usual, they could not coerce me to do anything other than say hi.

Hi yes I do have access to highly classified information and willing to share it for 3+ \s

Hi ho Kermit the frog here!