Researchers disclose a 55-year-old vulnerability affecting macOS, Windows and Linux. Exploitation is trivial and requires no special tools. No patch exists.
in my defense, my team is always trying to be mr. achiever and drop the latest vulnerability. I got a glimpse of this one and got excited since I hadn’t heard of this “new named threat”.
when I tried reading further to prepare my draft… the reach and exposure of this vulnerability became clear.
also, to mitigate this, we’d have to hotpatch layer 8.
my carcass has long been picked clean but I thought" hey maybe the old man still can find surprises those whippersnappers haven’t yet."… thinking “ohh lemmy stumbled upon something! beans!”
(I think you have to say this when you reference lemmy now)
justifying my behavior because I was motivated by the aforementioned external behaviors by establishing their trends of beating me to the aforementioned punch.
WOOO I need to let autocorrect hit that aforementioned word again yeah
soo satisfying.
I had a msg to my team drafted before I realized I was a fucking idiot.
Save it for April 1.
in my defense, my team is always trying to be mr. achiever and drop the latest vulnerability. I got a glimpse of this one and got excited since I hadn’t heard of this “new named threat”. when I tried reading further to prepare my draft… the reach and exposure of this vulnerability became clear.
also, to mitigate this, we’d have to hotpatch layer 8.
u shouldn’t play the achiever game with your team, it’s an exploitation tactic and it consumes every fiber of your being
my carcass has long been picked clean but I thought" hey maybe the old man still can find surprises those whippersnappers haven’t yet."… thinking “ohh lemmy stumbled upon something! beans!” (I think you have to say this when you reference lemmy now)
How is it in your defense when you were going to do it to them?
justifying my behavior because I was motivated by the aforementioned external behaviors by establishing their trends of beating me to the aforementioned punch.
WOOO I need to let autocorrect hit that aforementioned word again yeah soo satisfying.
Duct tape works a treat for that!
I’ve sent a company wide email telling everyone I don’t want to be sysasmin anymore.
It has nothing to do with the CVE