“Florida Man commands people sell their possessions and follow him into the hills swamps”
“Florida Man puts mud into blind person’s eyes.”
“Florida Man Found in giant box with animals from the zoo after surviving the huricane. 40 days at sea.”
“Florida Man commands people sell their possessions and follow him into the hills swamps”
“Florida Man puts mud into blind person’s eyes.”
“Florida Man Found in giant box with animals from the zoo after surviving the huricane. 40 days at sea.”
Levite’s concubine. It’s actually so fucked up that I had to tone down and oversimplify it to make it just barely fit into a “Florida man” headline.