“Florida Man commands people sell their possessions and follow him into the hills swamps”
“Florida Man puts mud into blind person’s eyes.”
“Florida Man Found in giant box with animals from the zoo after surviving the huricane. 40 days at sea.”
“Florida Man commands people sell their possessions and follow him into the hills swamps”
“Florida Man puts mud into blind person’s eyes.”
“Florida Man Found in giant box with animals from the zoo after surviving the huricane. 40 days at sea.”
Florida man tells his daughter’s fiancé to collect a hundred foreskins before they can get married.
Winner so far imo!
“Second Florida man brought 200 instead.”