Pink robe’s weapon.

Giving its discharging stuff, it’s not a minbari fighting pike. I know. Disappointing.

But it’s probably a High Guard Force Lance, which still has that schwingyness. And it uh, shoots energy beams and smart-nanites. And maybe a dozen other buzzwords.

Collapses:
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“Schwing!” (Cuz Sorbo needs to compensate…):