• culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Under communism car dealerships will mostly be converted to mental health care facilities to assist with the transition of car-guys and truck-chuds out of their illness.

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      10 months ago

      We can harness the power of the car guys. They can be converted into war on cars people if you make them realize they also hate traffic. The deal is: you get to drive your hobby or project vehicle or whatever, on mostly empty roads (albeit a slimmer network), you just have to do useful shit.

      Imagine a car guy getting an open road, their own hobby vehicle and the instruction to take this kidney to the nearest hospital.

      EDIT: The truck chuds all get converted into #carryshitolympics people