Call me whatever, I am feeling sad for him tbh :(
Hi, Whatever, I’m dad.
There was a duck at a local park that got shot by a “toy” crossbow and was walking around for a day or two slowly bleeding before someone took it to the local wildlife rescue.
I don’t understand why some people just feel the need to do things like this.
Unless the gator popped up and surprised someone having a picnic, then I understand the stab, but I still feel bad it’s just going around as a knife-based unicorn.
I saw a duck at a park once with an arrow (like, a hunting arrow rather than a toy) stuck in it. I tried to catch it to see if I could remove it; probably best that I couldn’t since those barbed arrows do more damage coming out than going in. The duck really didn’t seem bothered by it, but it was probably just trying to put on a good face.
It’s never a good idea to pull out a stabbing object, for the reason you mentioned, and the parts inside might be stemming blood flow. Even if you cut the arrow to pull it through neatly it wouldn’t make a difference unless you were at a vet clinic that specializes in birds.
Call me whatever
But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.
I can’t handle this.
“Who’s throwing handles!?”
Tried to think of something witty, but this just sucks.
it’s just an average tuesday for him
“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
Look, if I proclaimed myself emperor, just because some moistened croc threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!
Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I’m being repressed!
Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom
How sad :(
a lemmy post of a reddit post of a screengrab of a tweet.
A big repost sandwich to start the year!
Amamamamam…
Link aggregating site users perpetually surprised by aggregated links while feeling superior.
More news at 11.
Calling @Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It’s your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world!!!
Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!
You’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?
The king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.
Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!
My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?
I am here for this epic quest, future king!
Screw pulling it out. I want to know how it got there.
From the last person it ate…
Florida Man.
Do you though?
GTA 6 easter egg incoming
We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.
It’s the light dragon. It’s Princess Zelda!
The terrible quality of this picture almost looks like a helicopter with some silhouetting
