happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoWow! The average person drinks approximately 1 gallon (3.8L) of milk in their sleep every night.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down10
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareWow! The average person drinks approximately 1 gallon (3.8L) of milk in their sleep every night.happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoThat’s why they did the study. It’s apparently “the worst public health crisis since cholera”.
minus-squaredat_math [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agoYeah, not like there’s an insidious respiratory virus exploding
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoThey’re measuring it in terms of # of people per capita shitting themselves to death.
minus-squaredat_math [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoWow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time there’s a public health crisis that people can solve at home by using their personal responsibility to be vegan?
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoThe study mentions that vegans end up drinking even more milk in their sleep than self-described milk drinkers.
minus-squaredat_math [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agooh fuck but does this mean I’m also a milk drinker? oh fuck
That’s why they did the study. It’s apparently “the worst public health crisis since cholera”.
Yeah, not like there’s an insidious respiratory virus exploding
They’re measuring it in terms of # of people per capita shitting themselves to death.
Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time there’s a public health crisis that people can solve at home by using their personal responsibility to be vegan?
The study mentions that vegans end up drinking even more milk in their sleep than self-described milk drinkers.
oh fuck
but does this mean I’m also a milk drinker?
oh fuck