betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareFeinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoMaybe the CIA is Panera. Their heart attack lemonade is working as it should.
Maybe the CIA is Panera. Their heart attack lemonade is working as it should.