Dude has an insane base of dipshit followers who gloom onto him and worship his every footstep. He also maybe possibly has, like, a baby-making ranch full of women he’s conned into being his baby-mamas, a few of which sincerely adore him (at least, per TrueAnon).
He’s even bought that. He’s still not happy, though, cause his cravings constantly exceed his rate of consumption.
LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME
He had all the money in the world. But all he wanted was the one thing money couldn’t buy.
Dude has an insane base of dipshit followers who gloom onto him and worship his every footstep. He also maybe possibly has, like, a baby-making ranch full of women he’s conned into being his baby-mamas, a few of which sincerely adore him (at least, per TrueAnon).
He’s even bought that. He’s still not happy, though, cause his cravings constantly exceed his rate of consumption.