Tesla's long-delayed Cybertruck will be priced starting at $60,990, over 50% more than what CEO Elon Musk had touted in 2019 and a cost analysts have said will draw select, affluent buyers.
Unsurprisingly the Muskrat lied about everything else too
Yeah but consider this: When you and your family die in an accident due to the lack of crumple zones, you can just use the intact cybertruck as a family coffin and save the cost of 4 seperate ones. The price makes total sense when you start thinking like a true businessman.
I got it from the national interest link emizeko posted below, and I didn’t want to link to that rag. However, that sentiment pops up pretty regularly in actual history books by credible authors but I didn’t have any copies on hand.
Yeah but consider this: When you and your family die in an accident due to the lack of crumple zones, you can just use the intact cybertruck as a family coffin and save the cost of 4 seperate ones. The price makes total sense when you start thinking like a true businessman.
A proud and noble tradition for American industry.
Do you have a source for this quote? It is elusive and funny. American engineering.
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/meet-m3-medium-tank-it-had-two-main-guns-and-was-“coffin-seven-brothers”-100442
I got it from the national interest link emizeko posted below, and I didn’t want to link to that rag. However, that sentiment pops up pretty regularly in actual history books by credible authors but I didn’t have any copies on hand.
ahh but if the battery explodes on impact, you’ll also need to buy coffins
But when the fire department takes 5 hours to put the lithium fire out you get a free cremation
don’t people still put a coffin in the ground after a cremation? I was really confused when I learned that.