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TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago

"1 bed 1 bath" is a generous description for a garage

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"1 bed 1 bath" is a generous description for a garage

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 0ops@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    It has a garage!

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      Unless you can drive the bed, I don’t think it’s gonna serve very well as a garage.

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        Totally missed opportunity for a Murphy bed. You could put it up and have room to park.

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          park… for when you’re home… to sleep?

      • MarsRT@lemmy.world
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        you could store a Fisher Price car, that counts right?

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        The garage seems perfect for getting a motorcycle in and out of the house, although the grime from the tires might be a problem…

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        Now I want to watch Bedknobs & Broomsticks again.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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