• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    "The year is 2025. The use of Silly Putty in combat is now a warcrime. Our platoon just received a new shipment of slinkies.

    I look over at Johnny’s bunk, now empty. He was hit by one of those vibrating Harry Potter brooms that people misused for sex toys. At least it was over quick for him.

    I shudder, wondering which toy next will find use in warfare."

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      11 months ago

      Word had it that LEGO cluster munitions are in development in conjunction with the heavy munitions division of Nerf.