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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Expecting a new baby?

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Expecting a new baby?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

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      Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

      You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

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        Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?

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          Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

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        Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.

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          This is why you put AirTags on them.

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        Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

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        Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.

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