Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1970arrow-down110
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minus-squareExLisper@linux.communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·10 months agoSpaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·10 months agoHey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby. You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
minus-squareMMNT@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·10 months agoExcuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
minus-squareLepsea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoWell the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
minus-squareHiddenLayer5@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoSpeak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoThis is why you put AirTags on them.
minus-squareAux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoOf course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
minus-squareExLisper@linux.communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoYeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.
Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.
Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
This is why you put AirTags on them.
Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.