HornyOnMain [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agojust found out that oreos are vegan, still trying to wrap my head around the least vegan looking biscuit ever, that massively marketed itself as being synomous with milk containing no animal productsmessage-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1125arrow-down1message-squarejust found out that oreos are vegan, still trying to wrap my head around the least vegan looking biscuit ever, that massively marketed itself as being synomous with milk containing no animal productsHornyOnMain [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square97fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoIf this fact went viral - the American right-wing would have marches with guns where they chant-scream “Lard!” because they want it back in their cookies.
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year ago“yeah Oreos are actually a knock off of Hydrox anyway” Which is factually correct but something about a food named Hydrox sounds terrible.
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoHydrox sounds like some disgusting Aussie marsupial that went extinct 50,000 years ago.
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoGeneric brand toilet cleaner
minus-squareFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoIt sounds like a special shampoo you have to use when you get pubic lice
minus-squareheartheartbreak [fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 year ago best Kelly I’ve seen in a while lmao
If this fact went viral - the American right-wing would have marches with guns where they chant-scream “Lard!” because they want it back in their cookies.
“yeah Oreos are actually a knock off of Hydrox anyway”
Which is factually correct but something about a food named Hydrox sounds terrible.
Hydrox sounds like some disgusting Aussie marsupial that went extinct 50,000 years ago.
Generic brand toilet cleaner
It sounds like a special shampoo you have to use when you get pubic lice
Lard back!
best Kelly I’ve seen in a while lmao